State of the Union (blah, blah, blah)

So, the State of the Union address was last night. Did I watch a minute of it? Hell, no. In fact, I plan to listen to our Monkey-in-Chief as LITTLE as possible over the next four years until we're paroled from his completely idiotic administration.

Actually, I shouldn't call him Monkey-in-Chief...that's insulting to the monkeys.