Cinnamon stick stench

One of Dakota's favorite treats are "bully sticks." There's really no way to put a fine point on this, so I'll just say it: They're dried bull penises. They look like oversized cinnamon sticks. They smell like body sewage and unwashed livestock. Herein lies my quandary...she LOVES them, but they almost knock me over when she eats one in the same room with me.

How much do I love this dog? I guess enough to tolerate otherworldly bull penis odoriferous emanations while she chews in bliss.

Sigh.